Have you turned on the radio lately? Have you seen the artists? Something is just wrong here.
Lets start with Ke$ha.
Ohh Ke$ha. Who told you it was smart to put a $ in the middle of our name? Well it’s not. It looks stupid and makes you look cheap. Sure it works in a password, but girl, you got problems. Hopefully your new found stardom will soon burn out.
Hey R Kelly. I think your career peaked when you sang ‘I Believe I Can Fly‘ in 1998 and it’s all been downhill from there. Also, I think those underage girls you may, or may not, have had relations with want their clothes back.
Where do we begin with Lil Wayne? The tattoos? The guy who sells millions of songs but can’t afford a belt? The poster child for not doing drugs? Seriously kids, you don’t wanna turn out like Lil Wayne. No one sleeps with him because of his looks, only his presumed money. Probably blows all that on tattoos and drugs.
If you ever need to know how to freak people out, turn to Lady Gaga for some tips. The good news is that Halloween is going to be much more interesting for years to come. The bad news is her horrifically addicting songs will haunt us for much longer.
What the hell? Where did this kid come from? I don’t know who Justin Bieber is or why he’s so popular, but I think it’s time for him go to back to middle school. I mean he hasn’t even hit puberty but has hosted SNL and probably has more money then I’ll ever make. Stupid little jerk.
Those are my top 5 questionable artists. Who bugs you?