Posts Tagged ‘Movies

XMEN Super Power

Sometimes the answer is just to obvious.

Q: In x-men what power does the bald guy in the wheelchair have?

A: He has access to handicap parking.

The True Identity of Edward, He's A Cat

And you thought that Edward was just a vampire. No, no. He’s much more. He’s a cat. The resemblance is shocking!

Lady GaGa Stole Wilson's Identity

Identity theft is a big thing and no one likes it when someone else steals theirs. However, Lady Gaga seems to think it’s OK to steal Wilson, the volleyballs, look.

Edward. The Baby Is Not Yours

Talk about a scare on Twilight. One mention of a baby and Jacob just freaks out. Run baby daddy. Run!

When You Live Forever, What Do You Live For? [Twilight]

Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be good when he remembered it was there.

Ohh, and just so you know, this is what Edward looks like. It’s that fancy computer editing stuff that slims him down for the big screen. Otherwise there would be no room for Bella.

Is This The Surprise Ending to Twilight Eclipse?

Is this the surprise ending to Twilight Eclipse? I had no idea the movie was headed in this direction. But, to be fair, I had no idea where it was going in any direction.

What Are You Going To Do? Sparkle Me To Death?

If Twilight was on Facebook it’d be so much better.

4th Book of Twilight Sucks

Now I can’t say that I know that the 4th book of Twilight sucks as I haven’t read it, but if Gaston says it does, I have to believe him. Cartoons don’t lie.

SpongeBob Watches Titanic

Ever wonder what Titanic looks like from under the sea? Well Patrick and SpongeBob thinks it’s a great movie and all they see are frozen legs.

Movie Stars as Llamas

15, May 2010

Movie Stars as Llamas

What’s that Edward Llama? You think you’re cooler than the Llamanator? Doubt it says Teenage Mutant Ninja Llama.


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