Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate rhyming. Penis.

Comebacks for bad pick-up lines.

I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet, to see which one comes first…

Chocolate is Basically a Salad… Here’s Why

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? And what’s up with the parakeet?

If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!