Monthly Archive: July 2016

Text and Drive? Oh Cell No!

Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.

Get A Life Pokémon Players #WTF

They keep telling kids to go outside and play. Then when they do, they tell them to go inside and drink. Really? WTF people?! I get that people don’t like Pokémon players on their lawn,...

Closed due to ghosts.

If you ever run across a store that is closed due to ghosts, makes sure you call Ghostbusters. Then wait around and watch the show.

Don’t Pokémon Go & Drive

Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.