Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.
Monthly Archive: July 2016
There’s so many better choices for president than Donald Trump. Like Bill Clinton, a homeless guy, or your mom.
Trying to figure out how far away the Pokemon is Look. A Pokémon. I can do this. I can do this. Almost. Close. One more. Next time. Maybe. Yes! First try. Wait. I’m out...
They keep telling kids to go outside and play. Then when they do, they tell them to go inside and drink. Really? WTF people?! I get that people don’t like Pokémon players on their lawn,...
Ever wonder what it’d be like if Princesses had extra arms and legs? Probably not, but this image is so strange that you can’t help but stare. And it gets worse the longer you...
If you ever run across a store that is closed due to ghosts, makes sure you call Ghostbusters. Then wait around and watch the show.
Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.
No matter how crazy your dreams may be, go for it. Being happy matters so much more.
Be safe this 4th of July. If someone is asking you how many fingers they’re holding up, that’s not a good sign. via explosm