My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that. Insert evil laugh here.
Monthly Archive: June 2016
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
Chicks Dig Guys on Motorcycles
Imagine sitting at a stop light, looking over, and see Barbie on the motorcycle next to you! How cool is that guy that he got her? Granted, you could take it the other way...
Good News Everyone! We have high-powered bean juice.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth has invented a high-powered bean juice that delivers intergalactic energy! What are you waiting for? Get a coffee now! Or better yet, an espresso. A Planet Expresso!
Alf is back and abducting our cats.
Remember ALF? The Alien Life Form that thought cats were tasty? Well he’s back and he’s abducting our cats!
Fear does not prevent death. It prevents life.
Don’t stand in the shadows, hoping things will change. Take a stand, raise some hell, and create change.
Super Dangerous Road Ahead
There’s a dangerous road a head. Full of pot holes, sink holes, and even some ass holes. One is worst than the others however.
Wanted: The Kool-Aid Man
If you see the Kool-Aid Man, call the authorities. Don’t try to chase him as he’ll just break through walls. He’s to be considered extremely destructive, and super tasty. However, don’t drink the Kool-Aid as he uses...
Dawn of the Doughnuts
You better eat them before they eat you! Sadly, eat to many and the doughnuts kill you anyway. So, I guess it’s a lose lose situation; except doughnuts are tasty which is a win....
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Some heroes are just random dudes with a box of wine strapped to their back; with paper cups of course. Admit it, if you see this guy in public, you’d be pretty happy. Unless he...
