How to eat snacks.
If you’re not eating your snacks this way, then you’re doing it wrong. via pleated jeans
Month: April 2016
I Hate Everything
Life isn’t always rosy and happiness. Sometimes it sucks and we just hate everything. ‘I hate that wind chimes don’t always chime. I hate the wind. I hate that you saw that coming. I hate being predictable.’ ‘I hate putting up Christmas lights. I hate when the light strands are all knotted. I hate that … Read more
Grunge Mario Wallpaper
Plumbing is dirty work and sometimes Mario isn’t so clean. He still looks pretty sweet a little dirty.
Zombies Hate Stuff
What’s so bad about being a zombie? Lots of things actually. Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Need to know more? Get the book.
Take your relationship to the next level.
Every time someone asks you to take your relationship to the next level, pray it’s not an underwater level. Those suck! Granted, after that is the ice level and that’s even worse. The princess is totally worth it though. via explosm
Go out there and strut your stuff like the cool cat you are!!
We all have those days, but when you feel bad about your body image, look at yourself the way you’d look at a cat. Average-sized cat? Awww. Itty bitty cat? So cute. Big fat cat? Freakin’ adorable! Cat with chubby cheeks? Amazing! Cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT! Cat with scars? MY CHILD! So … Read more
PacMan Pixel Wallpaper
Who doesn’t love PacMan and his ghosts full of pixel goodness. Retro gaming FTW.
Is there really life outside the internet?
People keep telling me there is life outside the internet, but I’ve yet to see the proof. However, the internet is everywhere so maybe there is not place that is outside the internet.