How to eat snacks.
If you’re not eating your snacks this way, then you’re doing it wrong. via pleated jeans
Monthly Archive: April 2016
I Hate Everything
Life isn’t always rosy and happiness. Sometimes it sucks and we just hate everything. ‘I hate that wind chimes don’t always chime. I hate the wind. I hate that you saw that coming. I...
Zombies Hate Stuff
What’s so bad about being a zombie? Lots of things actually. Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely...
Take your relationship to the next level.
Every time someone asks you to take your relationship to the next level, pray it’s not an underwater level. Those suck! Granted, after that is the ice level and that’s even worse. The...
Go out there and strut your stuff like the cool cat you are!!
We all have those days, but when you feel bad about your body image, look at yourself the way you’d look at a cat. Average-sized cat? Awww. Itty bitty cat? So cute. Big fat cat?...
Is there really life outside the internet?
People keep telling me there is life outside the internet, but I’ve yet to see the proof. However, the internet is everywhere so maybe there is not place that is outside the internet.
Remember when Spiderman was little and got stuck in the water spout?
Back when Spiderman was an itsy bitsy spider he got stuck in the water spout. It just goes to show you that everyone is embarrassed by their past.
I have a stick and you look like a piñata.
I’m just saying that you should probably get out of my way otherwise I’m going to see if you’re full of candy.
