Getting up in the morning is hard for everyone, it’s not just you.
Monthly Archive: December 2015
Some Christmas Trees just don’t get it. You can’t go out dressed like that. Who do you think you are? Go upstairs and take some of that off Mr.
No matter who’s on your Christmas list this year, you can’t go wrong with Reinbeers.
Sometimes, when things are going too good, you know that you’ll soon get screwed over. That’s life.
All those little nutcrackers just sit there and mock you. One of these times, when they’re not looking, BAM! Right in the nuts. Take that.
I’m not sure why pets think that the Christmas tree is good for eating, cats and dogs both love to chew on it. Om nom nom nom. Then you get festive holiday puke!
Who knows what you’re getting for Christmas? Darth Vader can. He feels the presents. He’ll probably take them too.
You should be happy all year-long, but Christmas time is especially great as fat and jolly is what it’s all about!