No matter how hard you try, you can’t take a shortcut to success. Especially when you try to go under a bridge that is too short for you. Looks like someone should have taken...
Monthly Archive: July 2015
Don’t forget to brush your teeth every morning. Not only does it keep your breath smelling fresh, but it also keeps the dentist away.
I don’t know about you, but if I turned on the news and saw live coverage of cops chasing a donut truck, I’d grab the popcorn and watch! You’d be my hero!
Grandma’s on speed dial. That there is real life Instagram kids.
If you believe this, you’ll drink more beer as you’ll never be on your last one.
There are certain things nearly every kid has done. If you haven’t done these at least once in your life, now’s a good time. If you haven’t done them in a long time, it’s time...
Most dogs seem to have many names. They have the name that is on their collar and then nicknames like Stopthat and Getbackhere. I hear them being called all the time.
I’m not sure I’d ever think of dyeing my pets red, white and blue, but some of these look pretty cool. Others, not so much. A for effort all around though. ‘Merica!
If you find yourself, or someone else, saying this, it’s a good time to go. Go anywhere else. Fireworks may seem fun and funny, but it hurts like hell.