I think we need to start handing out treads for adults on Halloween. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker; that’s what my mom always said. Now that I look back, I think she was...
Monthly Archive: October 2014
It’s true. Songs like “Empty the Dishwasher & the Cat Box Every Night Without Bitching About It” should be on Taylor’s new album. You’re going to love it. It’s a catchy tune.
Back in the day, birth control was about shooing away the storks. No condoms for grandpa and grandpa. Course, that’s probably why they had so many kids.
… and when you get to 8, throw a punch as no one will expect that and their guard will be down.
Next time you see someone out walking their dog, think about how the dog is giving their human a tour of the town. It’s way more fun that way.
When bad things happen in the movies, the Statue of Liberty never stands a chance. Neither does Washington DC, New York or Los Angeles. So when things start to go to hell, go someplace...