They think they’re so smart, looking at all the facts. Sometimes, it’s good to be ignorant.
Monthly Archive: May 2014
I just want one day where I don’t have to get out of bed. via Victims of Circumsolar
Then I put my left foot in, then out, then it got complicated and I spun myself around till I fell down.
I don’t understand why I need to get out of bed. I’m comfortable and happy here.
Are you eggs or sausage? Do you prefer eggs or sausage? This is wrong in so many ways, yet correct and funny.
I’m all like “bed time, yea!” But my mind is like “one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Old McDonald had a farm, heeey Macarena!”
There’s so many things I think about people all day that if they found out, I’d be out friends, a job, and never get a date again.
Remember when you actually had to know phone number? Or have a quarter for a call? Kids these days don’t even call people. They just message them. Man they have it hard.
Somewhere, on the other side of the world, some rich guy can’t even get us to take his money.
A mom’s kiss can make almost anything better. Almost. via Cyanide & Happiness