Texting Truth: The poop icon makes you smile.
Everyone is texting and no matter how many emoticons you use, you only smile when you use poop. Ha! via cinismoilustrado.com
Everyone is texting and no matter how many emoticons you use, you only smile when you use poop. Ha! via cinismoilustrado.com
Being healthy would be so much easier if things came in taco flavor. Or if I could just eat tacos and consider that healthy. I mean it is like a hand-held salad.
See. It’s right there. And they have free tours and candy! Who wants to go with me?
It’s just that you’re on fire, and I have marshmallows and a long stick. Just give me a minute and then we’ll talk. It’s not all about you ya know!
Sometimes you feel like you have the worst job in the world. When this happens, just remember that there is someone out there that has a worse job than you do.
When life gets you down, just look at it from a different view. Things may not be as bad as they seem.
Earth Day may only come once a year, but that doesn’t mean we can kill off the trees the rest of the year. Plant a tree and help keep us all alive a little longer.
Ever use that Caps Lock button on your computer? Probably not very often. I wish we could swap it out with a Cats Lock that switched everything to cats. That’d be an amazing feature.
Sometimes you can’t be satisfied with where you’re at. Sometimes you need to take that shit to the next level.
Not everyone is happy on Easter, but you can probably decorate them and then enjoy their misery.