I’d Fight a Bear For You!
Well, maybe not a grizzly bear. Or a brown bear. Or even a panda bear. But maybe one of those Care Bears!!
Well, maybe not a grizzly bear. Or a brown bear. Or even a panda bear. But maybe one of those Care Bears!!
Seems that when it’s cold out, and all you want is some more covers, your woman is stronger than the Incredible Hulk. Oh, and if you wake her, you’re in for a world of trouble. Don’t make Hulk mad.
Once you’re in that 9-5 job that you’ve been going to school all your life for, you soon realize that it’s not always amazing. Is it happy hour yet?!
People without cats just have no idea how much work goes into trying to eat alone.
Facebook is turning 10! Man, how time flies. And now that everyone is on Facebook, I’m sure you’ve all got “friends” who fall into each one of these categories.
Oh Chip, stop it. You’re just trying to get into my jar. Even Chips have great pickup lines!
When someone tells you “don’t stop believing,” just look at them and say “No problem. I never started.”
We’ve all had a few too cold days this winter, but some have had it worse than others. Every now and then I wonder why I live where the air hurts my face. Get this on a shirt or a mug! via the depressed alien.