Vodka vs Wine
Seems if I have a basement full of vodka I’m an alcoholic. However, if I have a basement full of wine I’m classy. Either way I’m drunk and broke so whatever.
Seems if I have a basement full of vodka I’m an alcoholic. However, if I have a basement full of wine I’m classy. Either way I’m drunk and broke so whatever.
There’s nothing like a cat. They have all the confidence in the world. They’re cunning & clumsy at the same time. Plus they don’t give a shit about you most of the time. Unless they’re hungry or want to be petted. Then you better be ready to listen! Love those little fur balls!
Want to make a cool Easter cake but don’t want to design a bunny? Simple. Fill it with carrots! Bonus points if it’s carrot cake. via cake central
In a relationship, sometimes you gotta just give in so you can be happy. Happy or right. Pick one. If you pick wrong, you’ll know.
Spring is on its way! Course, it’s taking its damn time. One more snow storm and I’m gonna lose it!
They say that once you go to the dark side and start drinking coffee, you never come back.
Not you though. You don’t even need a disguise. I can see right through you.
Even though winter seems to keep going on and on and on, the truth of the matter is that we’re on the end run. Keep cool and remain calm. Before you know it spring will be here.
So much love… for someone else. For me, I’m cold. So cold I started a fire. In your backyard. Feel the warmth yet?
If it’s cold, you can just keep putting on more and more layers. Eventually you’ll be warm and comfy. If it’s hot, you can only take off so many before it becomes illegal. Even naked, you can still be way to hot.