Month: December 2013
Who is the best Batman? Christian Bale or Val Kilmer?
The battle as to who is the best Batman will continue to rage for years to come. One things for sure though, Ben Affleck probably isn’t the right answer.
Really whenever I get up is “too early.”
It doesn’t matter the time, the day, or the season, it’s always too early to get out of bed.
The Original Hunger Games
Before there was some girl giving herself up in tribute, there were a bunch of hippos eating marbles. May the odds be ever in your favor, because you have a lot of marbles to eat.
In My World, Everyone Is a Pony and They All Eat Rainbows and Poop Butterflies.
You may not understand someone else’s perspective, but that doesn’t mean it’s bad. Sometimes you just need to give in and enjoy the rainbows.
Jingle All The Way. Don’t Half Ass It.
This Christmas, remember to be jolly and bright and be sure to jingle all the way. Remember, no one likes a half-assed jingler.
Best Christmas Display In Town
If you’re going to have the best house, with minimal work for Christmas, this is how you do it.
Baby It’s Cold Outside and That’s Why I Haz Sweater
It’s winter and it’s cold out. Make sure that your loved ones are all bundled up and staying warm. Even if they don’t want to be.