Today’s Special: Buy Any 2 Drinks and Pay For Both!
I feel like I’m a pretty smart cookie so won’t get tricked by this. But give me a drink or two and I’m sure this will sound like a fantastic deal!
I feel like I’m a pretty smart cookie so won’t get tricked by this. But give me a drink or two and I’m sure this will sound like a fantastic deal!
As long as it’s sparkly and you spent way to much money on it.
It’s hard to sneak up on someone with a Batmobile and that’s why we’re giving the unicorn a test drive.
This happens from time to time. Usually between 8 and 5. Sometimes all day long. Just go with it and don’t take it personally.
Wouldn’t it be awesome to have a cat that had a cat on it? In its fur. That’d be epic.
Some dogs are better than others. And some dogs knowhow to work PowerPoint. via BizarroComics
Be careful what you wish for. You never know when you might actually get turned into a sandwich. via LifeLooselyBased