Month: November 2013
Here’s Hoping Your Thanksgiving is Bountiful
Here’s Hoping Your Turkey is Moist Here’s Hoping Your Relatives Are Sober Here’s Hoping Your Ass Fits in Your Velvet Pants Or Sweat Pants Better Yet No Pants Here’s Hoping Your Thanksgiving is Sane Or At Least Interesting
Sexy Bikini Turkey
Want to have the sexiest turkey in the neighborhood this Thanksgiving? Well you can. With a little tin foil and a great sense of humor, you can create this lovely turkey for your Thanksgiving feast. Get the recipe here.
Reversed Thanksgiving Isn’t So Pretty
What happens when turkeys stuff humans for Thanksgiving? Well it isn’t pretty. Sadly, it’s the same as what we’re doing, only a bit more disturbing. Eat up!
Today is such a beautiful day. Or not.
What a great day. The sun is shining, there is hot coffee and… oh yea… that one jerk that’s just going to ruin it for everyone.
Little Thormaid
Seems there are a lot of people obsessed with Thor and they probably wouldn’t mind seeing him shirtless. That’s why Disney is making the Little Thormaid. Thor will be shirtless and wet the whole movie.
The Turkey Is Fighting Back This Thanksgiving
Not sure how, but it seems that you can give a turkey weapons or you could just stuff his ass with stuffing. Your choice.
In Case of Miracle, Break Glass
You don’t always get lucky, but when you do, it’s good to have a condom around. Even if it’s framed and you have to break the glass to get to it. Miracles happen.
I Was Thinner Before Dinner
Holiday meals are great. I have so much good food and my stretchy pants get a work out. Win. Win.
Does This Stuffing Make My Breasts Look Big?
Thanksgiving turkeys have so much to worry about, but how stuffing makes their breasts look shouldn’t be a concern. I mean we want them big. Right?