Sometimes You’re a Horse. Sometimes You’re a Dragon.
Cats and dogs shouldn’t be the only pets that get to dress up for Halloween. Horses can look pretty darn awesome too!
Cats and dogs shouldn’t be the only pets that get to dress up for Halloween. Horses can look pretty darn awesome too!
Have you ever noticed that no one can get their keys in the lock when being chased by serial killers? I know there’s a lot of pressure, but come on. You can do better than that. Granted one or two beers make it pretty hard too.
Look at this sweet pumpkin with the cool stripes. Just in time for Halloween too. Can we carve it?
It’s always good to take advice com Vanilla Ice. Sadly the government won’t listen.
Then it’s no fun and I start flipping tables and storming out of the room. Screw you guys, I’m going home.
You gotta love truth in advertising. Sadly, I’m more interested in the three shitty ones than the dozens of delicious ones. What could they be? Are they that bad? Are we talking ice cream or coffee?!
First you run. Then you hide. When they find you, shoot at them! When that fails, dance to Thriller!
There’s so much out there to explore, but we can’t keep NASA funded or even keep the federal government open. What the hell? Who voted for these idiots?
It’s always a hard decision to make, but there is a reason the alcohol business is always booming. Screw you real life, I’m going to go forget my problems now.
Scarecrow may not have had a brain, but at least he knows how to follow the only road in town.