I’m a Sexual Atheist. I Believe I’ll Never Get Laid.
There’s different sexual orientations, but none are as bad as the sexual atheist. These people don’t believe they’ll ever get laid. You gotta believe.
There’s different sexual orientations, but none are as bad as the sexual atheist. These people don’t believe they’ll ever get laid. You gotta believe.
Chocolate is healthy as it’s practically salad. Chocolate comes from coca, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. Eat up.
Invisible cows are so hard to see. So are regular cows; at night. So lets just be careful out there on the roads. Cows could be anywhere!
When your daughter asks you about the worlds greatest daughter, just look at her and be honest. It’s her grandma she should be asking, not you.
If you’ve always wanted to learnĀ Origami but didn’t know where to start, this is the best place. You’re guaranteed to succeed.
If you worry about everything, you’ll never stop and do the fun stupid things. Like dressing up like gophers and go skateboarding. Not only is it fun for you, but it will make others happy when they see you.
You’ll wish you were just shot and put out of your misery when a zombie starts gnawing on your arm.
Can you imagine how the Wizard of Oz would be if it were thought up this day and age? Dorothy would so have an attitude and no which would be takin’ advantage of her.
It’ll be one wild adventure, but sadly you won’t remember it. You may hear stories, see photos or videos, but you won’t believe the story.