We all have a dessert stomach. It’s reserved for when you feel so full that you can’t imagine eating more. That is until you see something fantastic on the dessert menu and then suddenly...
Monthly Archive: August 2013
Sometimes being a good neighbor is telling you that I don’t like you and you should stay off my property. What? I thought honesty was the best policy.
Admit it, you’ve awoken in the morning to see what you were Googling last night and were a bit shocked and embarrassed.
You other brothers can’t deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty coffee, you just get sad. The bigger the better baby!
So awful, I now sit at work all day long staring at a computer. – Grumpy Cat
Don’t forget to call! Stay out of trouble. I’ll miss you.
Well, maybe not exactly. But he did tell me to reduce the stress in my life. It’s kinda the same thing. And there are people who’d reduce my stress if they weren’t around.
Everyone seems to like McDonald’s french fries, so why don’t they just let us order a few pounds of them? Granted, we might die eating all of them, but that’s a risk we’d have...
Sometimes it’s the cute ones that attack you with love and knock you over. Those are the dogs you need to be aware of.
Just cuz you ain’t got no hair up top doesn’t mean you can’t have hair down below.