We all know people who bring down the mood and make us unhappy. When they disappear, things get much nicer!
Monthly Archive: July 2013
… when a lightbulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house. You fix the lightbulb.
I named my dog 5 miles so I could tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Exercising thing is hard, that’s why I got smart and got a dog. 🙂
This may not scare the kids too much, but no guy is going to want his ding-dong bitten off. Get out of the pool to pee or face the consequences.
We wouldn’t still be dealing with these blood suckers of Noah would have just taken care of business years ago.
Who doesn’t love the 90s? Mario, the Fresh Prince, Pokemon, Urkel and so much more! You can even still get yourself some cool 90s swag.
Lets face it, things could be worse. You could be dead! But you’re not. So lets look at the bright side.
Basically this is a good diet plan. Most things that aren’t good for you are cheap, easy or fake. Personally, I’d like to be hot, spicy and satisfying. 🙂
If you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die. So don’t try.
Man. Horses are so smart. And here all I think they did was run around and take people for rides. Maybe they are more than furry vehicles.