This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. NO WE WON’T
That’s what they say. But us men say “No we won’t!” Don’t try to tell us what to do. You can’t change us.
That’s what they say. But us men say “No we won’t!” Don’t try to tell us what to do. You can’t change us.
Believe it or not, coffee is a super power. Without coffee, I’m not good to be around. With coffee, I get shit done and I’m nice to talk to.
Who doesn’t love sporks! Unless they’re in the road. Then what do you do? Why do sporks confuse people so? I guess we love them as long as we don’t have to deal with them.
You know who I’m talking about. We all know someone like that. 🙂
… because you’re just so hilarious. You know it happens. 🙂
Donuts and cats go together like peanut butter and Ritz crackers. Not sure what that means, but I do like the combinations.
There is nothing like floating on a giant donut, in the pool, while eating a donut, on a nice summer day. Doesn’t that sound nice?! Buy your own Gigantic Donut Pool Float.
True story. I’m awesome, not shy. You should really get to know me.