And this is why you have kids. They’ll say the things you never should. Of course laughing along isn’t much better.
Monthly Archive: June 2013
I’ll respond so much faster to a text than a voice mail or email. Especially since you’ll leave a much shorter message.
You cat lose when you’re Batman, or when you write a poem that mentions Batman.
Just don’t tell mom ok? I’ll deny everything.
Man, wouldn’t that be great? To bad you have to buy it like everyone else. Happy Father’s Day anyway.
So if you want to get lucky, get a nice suit.
No one wants to hear about your broken heart or how you don’t know how you’ll survive without them. Millions of people have had their heart-broken and they’re still around. Stop complaining and let’s...
I’m not sure if the stories below are true, but they could be. Some people are just stupid enough that it wouldn’t surprise me if these really happened.
When I heard about the local swingers club, I was pretty interested. Turns out, it’s not quite what I thought it was. However, swings are fun. Hold my drink. Weeeeee. via minimumble.com
I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.