You just want some biscuits and you have to go through this evil game. You get all apprehensive that it’s just going to explode. And then it does!
Monthly Archive: June 2013
I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.
Do you know the difference between regular, super and crazy glue? via pablostanley
I spent many of hours trying to win this game. There were no cheat codes, no saving progress, nothing. Just now or never!
I’m starting to think I’m going to be that guy that dies while Googling ‘symptoms of a heart attack’.
I’m not saying I’m stubborn, I just don’t think it’s that serious. I’ll just Google how to get better and click around till I find that one result that says stay home, sit in front...
It’s not like I can go out in public and be this awesome. It just doesn’t work like that.
Talk about a deal. Cooking that first meal in your new home is tough because either you haven’t unpacked or you’re to tired from unpacking. That’s where the free pizza comes in!
Poop can feel good Poop can feel bad. Poop can make you happy Poop can make you sad. Poop will always stay Poop will always be there Poop will give you stress More than...
I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like “Doin’ great” or “Still going the right way, good job.”
Is it too much to ask to be talked to when I’m doing something right, not just when you need me to do something?! I feel like I’m being used. Come on GPS, you’re smarter...
I’m sure they’re just searching for a party to crash.