Holy shit this is funny. The girl just doesn’t know how to give up and sends so many text messages that it’s unbelievably funny. You need to listen all the way through; it’s worth your...
Monthly Archive: March 2013
I don’t know what it is about green better, but it just looks so tasty and is amazing around this time o’year.
It’s pretty much the same, except the cat isn’t in your way if you don’t have one. And you have much less hair in your house.
Why is it that people Like stupid shit on Facebook but don’t Like my shit? I’m full of brilliance people. Brilliant brilliance.
Look at you, out of bed and on the internet already. After a few cups of coffee, you might even be ready to work! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
No matter who you are, what you look like, what your personality is, or what you believe in, we’re all the same on the inside. And that’s a good thing to remember. Equality for all the...
Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part 2 is out and we can buy or rent it tonight! Or not. Grumpy Cat, you so smart.
St. Patrick’s day is coming and you better be prepared. Tonight I’ll be practicing getting my drunk on.
I’m not sure how happy you have to be to have this happen, but I’ve never been that happy. Maybe someday I will be.
You’d think writing a poem would be easier. What rhymes with bacon? Ah, who cares? Let’s just eat some bacon.