Why do you need so many family stick figure stickers when you could have one Grumpy Cat? And where did you learn to drive?!
Monthly Archive: March 2013
Who am I kidding? As long as she’s intoxicated, I’m good.
If you’ve got a dog, then you need a leprechaun costume for them because this is cute! Sadly, I have no idea where you can get it.
Here comes one of the most fuzzy holidays of the year. Are you ready for some St. Pat’s day fun?!
Is that too much to ask for?
That’s right. I’m a kick ass one of a kind cool guy.
There is nothing quite like going home from school knowing that you don’t have to go back the next day. Same goes for work. Is it quitting time yet?!
This endless scrolling is getting out of control. I just scroll and scroll and scroll. I keep saying I’ll be done when I hit the bottom of the page, but some sites never end!
Mornings suck, solitaire is difficult, and working is hard. Putting booze in my coffee helps me get through the day though.
Just because someone is Irish, or they look like a leprechaun, it’s not always a good idea to pinch them. Some Irish people have a temper and may just knock you out. Ask first, pinch second.