If you’re going to sleep around, wear a rubber.
And if you look this good in a rubber, everyone is going to want to get with you.
And if you look this good in a rubber, everyone is going to want to get with you.
I know a lot of weird people, but I’m not sure if they’re all awesome. Oh wait, yes they are. And I am the most awesome of them all.
We didn’t realize it when we wondered in here, but no one has a collar on. It’s a stray bar!
Books make great coasters. When it’s cold outside I like to curl up with a think book and a hot cup of tea. Then I like to use the book as a coaster for the tea and browse the internet on my laptop while simultaneously texting my friends and flipping between channels on television.
What is the great cover up?! This story is very compelling. However, I can’t seem to get past the headline image. Oh well. Doubt the rest of the article is as good anyway. Plus it’s telling me to focus, so I am.
It’s a simple concept, feed me coffee and you’ll get some work out of me. Otherwise, I’m crabby till noon and you’ll just have to deal with it. Then I’ll probably be crabby this afternoon too.
I’m kinda cute, and kinda sad. What could one little hug hurt? I’ll be good. Promise.
You may think I’m awkward and weird and you’d be right. That’s what I do best. Every party, every event, every social gathering. I’m weird, I’m awkward and I do it very well.
Video games can teach us lots of good life values; as long as you’re playing the right games.