Monthly Archive: December 2012

You’re not the real Santa!

If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposter Santa at some department store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!

12 Days of Effing Christmas

The 12 days of Christmas may be a classic song, but it’s a little out of date. It’s more like: 12. Effing Fruitcakes 11. Shoppers Shoving 10. Credit Cards All Maxed 9. Broken Diets...