Unless happy offends you. In that case, forget you.
Monthly Archive: December 2012
Christmas can be hard. Sometimes you don’t believe you can do it, other times you feel happy and sad at the same time!
This one goes out to all the Scrooges. May your holidays be merry and bright as I know that’ll annoy the hell out of you.
Be careful opening that special present this year. You never know what’s inside.
And it won’t be that fancy sexy underwear. It’ll be whitey tities.
If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposter Santa at some department store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
Give a cheap gift this Christmas, an air guitar! Kids love them. Well they usually do. Unless they get them mixed up with nothing. via Bizarro
The 12 days of Christmas may be a classic song, but it’s a little out of date. It’s more like: 12. Effing Fruitcakes 11. Shoppers Shoving 10. Credit Cards All Maxed 9. Broken Diets...