Grab a glass of lemonade. Go to the pool. Or just relax. It’s not the end of the world.
Monthly Archive: September 2012
Great quote from Billy Madison!
All I want to do is figure out how the story ends, but no, people gotta keep coming and staring at me.
No matter how hard I try to get away, beer always finds me again. It’s everywhere! via explosm.net
Talk about living happily ever after. Lots of money, racing cars, rock concerts and being as cool as hell!
This could possibly be the best reason to get a boat. You’re only thinking of the safety of your family!
For those who are just trying to get the gym so they can walk on the treadmill or ride a stationary bike. Life is rough.
I don’t know why she can’t just focus on me. I know my beard is beautiful, but I’m trying to have a conversation here.
If you’re not happy, follow these simple steps and you’ll be a happy crazy cat lady.
Stupid ducks and their attitudes. Always showing off and pooping on everything.