God is watching you thieving bastard. via Wicked Campers
Monthly Archive: September 2012
So just relax, I’m working on it. There’s no need to rush it.
That’s right, I’m the thoughtful boyfriend you can’t live without. Enjoy.
The Zombie Survival Guide is one of those books everyone should have. Sure, there aren’t to many zombie attacks, but you should be prepared. Just in case. You’ll learn lots of great life lessons...
Want to go out to eat and have your friends pay for it? Well you can challenge them to the simple phone stacking game. Just have everyone put their cell phones on a pile...
I wouldn’t recommend trying it. Then again, I think licking my ass clean is a good idea too. Maybe you’ll like it. The fun that is.
In the 90s pregnant teens felt bad and people would think they were a whore. Now if you get pregnant as a teen you get a reality TV show. WTF! via Matt
Nothing makes a good sandwich like a great big old hug. Then you eat them.