Month: September 2012
All I need is time to figure out who I am, who I want to be and where I want to go.
So just relax, I’m working on it. There’s no need to rush it.
I saw you looking at shoes the other day and bought you a pear.
That’s right, I’m the thoughtful boyfriend you can’t live without. Enjoy.
The Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide is one of those books everyone should have. Sure, there aren’t to many zombie attacks, but you should be prepared. Just in case. You’ll learn lots of great life lessons like zombie physiology and behavior, defense moves, weaponry and survival tips. I know from bitter experience how ill-prepared local, state, and federal authorities … Read more
It’s time for the “Who’s gonna buy lunch?” game! AKA The Phone Stacking Game
Want to go out to eat and have your friends pay for it? Well you can challenge them to the simple phone stacking game. Just have everyone put their cell phones on a pile before dinner and then go about ordering and eating your dinner. Have some lovely conversations and a few drinks. The first … Read more
I had fun once. It was horrible.
I wouldn’t recommend trying it. Then again, I think licking my ass clean is a good idea too. Maybe you’ll like it. The fun that is.
Teen Pregnancy Then and Now
In the 90s pregnant teens felt bad and people would think they were a whore. Now if you get pregnant as a teen you get a reality TV show. WTF! via Matt
Who wants a hug? Everyone!
Nothing makes a good sandwich like a great big old hug. Then you eat them.
Packers Grunge Wallpaper
A little green thrown together with a little yellow and a splash of Packer football!
How to pick up chicks.
Picking up chicks is pretty easy to do. Now picking up two at once, that’s a bit more tricky.