Beer Can Bacon
If you say “beer can” with a British accent, you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
If you say “beer can” with a British accent, you’re also saying “bacon” with a Jamaican accent.
As the time counts down, you get more anxious. Then as it gets down to one second you stop it. Just in time. Man that was close. I could save the world! Oh ouch. Hot.
Hey look at that new cat video. And someone posted updates on Facebook. What’s that, a new funny Tumblr blog? OMG a new shiny something somewhere on the Internet. I’ll get shit done tomorrow. Promise.
Wait! What? Who decided to put me in charge? That’s defiantly not a good idea. I know me, I’ll screw this up. Where’s plan B?
You know who I’m talking about. Those that spend hours on their hair and makeup and clothes and then act like a total bitch to everyone. Looks only get you so far.
There is no on or off, I’m either totally obsessed or uninterested. Depends on the day, depends on the topic.
eReading may be picking up steam, but the iPad or Kindle will never smell like a good book.
Chances are if there was alcohol involved, someone did something stupid. If someone did something stupid, it will probably make a good movie. If there was salad involved, no one cares.