I wonder if big man boobs count.
Monthly Archive: March 2012
God doesn’t hate anyone, but some people don’t seem to understand that.
Emergency professionals are trained to take on anything. Just because it looks bad, doesn’t mean that they don’t have a handle on the situation. Think positive, the dummy can still come back from this.
This is why I put on my pajamas as soon as I get home.
The other 10% is because I have to pee.
I hate it when people ask me: What happened to the sweet old you? Well, bitches like you killed it.
He was in the prime of his life when everything was plucked away from him.
Stating the obvious. Trying to be funny.