Month: September 2011
Babies are like poems. They’re beautiful to their creator but…
Babies are like poems. They’re beautiful to their creator but to other people they’re silly and fucking irritating.
If you were a zombie, and I had to kill you, I’d cry.
But I’d totally do it because you’re a freaking zombie and you’re not eating my brains! via ifyouwereazombie.com
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Guns. This could get ugly.
What use to be such a simple way to make decisions has gotten out of control.
Teachers: You can’t hit the kids, but you can hit the bottle.
The best advice always comes from liquor stores.