And You Wonder Why You Don’t Get Chicks
You’re not gonna get in my pants if you don’t love Jesus. Some people are single until they’re 50. And there’s usually a good reason why.
You’re not gonna get in my pants if you don’t love Jesus. Some people are single until they’re 50. And there’s usually a good reason why.
Just saying. We could all use a little less hate and a lot more love. It’d make things so much better.
Finally. I now have an answer to that stupid interview question “Where do you see yourself in 10 years?” In a mirror.
You know your flying to low when you look out or airplane window and see a giraffe. That right there is a good time to start to panic.