Will You Be My “It’s Complicated” On Facebook?
Sometimes, all you need is a friend to be complicated with. Will You Be My “It’s Complicated” On Facebook?
Month: November 2010
Plants vs Zombies: How To Protect Yourself In The Real World (video)
It seems that zombies aren’t just an issue in video games. Take these tips from a landscaper on how you can better protect your house so that your neighbors get eaten and not you.
There Are Humans Among Us
Just when you thought it was safe, you realized that there were humans among us! Damn them, they’re everywhere!
Why Do Cats Like Boobs?
Anyone who owns a cat knows that they are strange little creatures. For example, during the middle of the night, they walk across your boobs. Doesn’t matter if they’re boob boobs or man boobs. They must think they’re tiny little water beds for them to play on.
Tell People The Good You See In Them
Take a moment today to tell someone how great they are. Maybe they’re smart, have a good sense of humor or maybe they just have a nice arse. People like complimentes, why not share a few?
Strange Orange Baby
Some people play with their food way to much. This preggo orange baby thing is a bit weird for me. Would you eat it?
If The Light Is On For More Than 4 Hours, You Have A Problem
If the light says on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician. Wow, I didn’t know lights had that issue.
Is Your Cat a Zombie?!
Cats can often be confused with zombies as they have zombie like tendencies. They sleep during the day, are very active at night, and attack humans for no good reason.
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus – You’re Pretty Much Screwed
No matter how you look at it, there’s no beating a Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus. Unless maybe you’re Chuck Norris; which you aren’t.