Be careful when trying to catch snowflakes on your tongue. You never know when a bird may want to drop by and play a little joke on you.
Monthly Archive: November 2010
Have no fear humans, Bat Cat is here to protect you. Unless he’s sleeping or eating. Otherwise he’ll protect you. If he feels like it.
Apple is pulling out all the stops on the iPhone 5. Here are just a few of the great new things it can do: Does your taxes and your hair Repairs appliances Gives the...
Help Control The Human Population – Have your human spayed or neutered. If your cat is saying something like this, then it’s time to get a new cat.
Wow, a real life cow pig. This must be where beef flavored bacon comes from. Or is it bacon flavored beef?
It seems that Severus Snape, from Harry Potter, doesn’t think much of the Edward, the sparkly Twilight vampire.
Chances of two beautiful people being together is rare. Usually one is hotter than the other and there is a reason why ugly people get beautiful spouses. I hope, for your sake, it’s the husband...
Be careful when out shopping this year. Not only with trespassers be shot, but so will any survivors. Man these black Friday sales are getting dangerous.
If the cat and the dog can come together for a happy Thanksgiving, I’m sure you can forgive your enemies too. Even if it’s just for one day.
Is your hand turkey original recipe? Or do you have a little rocker, trekkie or Fonz in it? Happy Thanksgiving!