Looks shouldn’t be everything. But when you’re compared to a pretty cupcake, with frosting and sprinkles, muffins can’t even begin to compare.
Monthly Archive: September 2010
Are you a pervert? If you’re not sure, take the test below. It won’t take long and, if you fail, you know you’re a pervert.
Rubber ducks have all the fun. They get to see everyone naked and no one thinks twice. Such little perverts.
If a robot does the robot, would it still be called the robot, or is it just dancing I’m not actually sure. It’s like going to China and looking for a Chinese restaurant; or rather just...
Sorry girls, and gay guys, all the McDonalds boy toys are sold out. Sorry about that. Check back tomorrow.
When we get to the end of our life, will God know all we’ve done by reading our tweets? Or will we have to explain everything to him?
Our OOL is P free and we like it that way. Come for a swim, leave if you have to P. That’s all we ask.
The Electric Magic Mixer is great. It allow you to beat it with a machine rather than your hand. Handy.