How great are cows? Especially when they are dancing cows! I like to moove it moove it!
Monthly Archive: July 2010
Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So live the people who treat you right, forgive the ones who don’t (or forget about them) and believe that everything happens...
Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be...
If you ever get a mail order bride, always be sure to have it overnighted or have the sender poke air holes in the box. Otherwise it’s a mail order corpse.
I swear your mom and I are just Facebook friends. What else would we be? 😉
Can you figure out what this says?
What happens to pop corn when it’s hot outside? They tend to pop! And where it’s really funny to some, others are not so happy.
iPhones. Turning normal everyday average Joe’s into some sort of creepy little hobbit that want nothing more than their precious. Which, of course, you can’t touch. And if you try and take it away...
Mmm Denny’s. You know our drunk ass will end up there eventually.
Have fun this 4th of July, just don’t blow your fingers off!