“We don’t touch your banana, so please don’t touch ours.” Well then, I guess all I can do is agree. Unless you’re cute.
Monthly Archive: July 2010
Being white makes you much more colorful than you think.
Talk about a full schedule. With Church, bingo and gay exorcisms, who has time for a pot-luck dinner?
Lets play a game and see what our vegetables look like. Broccoli looks like a big strong tree. The walnut looks like a smart brain. The mushroom looks unhappy and doesn’t want to play.
Every now and then, everyone wants a hug. And when you deny someone that hug, they get sad. Poor cactus.
Some days, you just feel like the lone duck who stands apart and has to fend for himself. You’re not in the cool goth group so they just leave you behind. Jerks.
Frustration comes in many forms. Like how you can’t shoot the dog in Duck Hunt. You have a gun, the ducks don’t stand a change, but that damn dog that laughs at you is...
You are not the only one with a few iPhone 4 issues. Darth Vader recently called Apple support with a few questions. It’s also good to note that Darth wouldn’t trade his iPhone for...
Boats are expensive and take a lot of maintenance to keep up, so why don’t you just walk on water with the Water Bird? Not sure where to get one of these yet, but...
What happens when crazy Mel Gibson call the calm and cool Old Spice guy? Watch and find out.