Happy Valentines Day – You Gonna Get Naked? {sfw}

Comebacks for bad pick-up lines.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? And what’s up with the parakeet?

I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet, to see which one comes first…

Chocolate is Basically a Salad… Here’s Why

If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!