One upon a time, there was a dragon…
Hero: Look the dragon is almost slain! Let us arm ourselves and end its reign of terror!
People: Wait, what’s this armor made of? The court jester says it makes you magnetic…. I can’t breath in this helmet!
More People: Don’t push your pro-armor agenda on us! The dragon hasn’t eaten anyone-I-know. We should let the dragon eat us until it gets full.
Kid: I don’t like this story. The people are dumb.
Parent: Sigh, I know.