Posts Tagged ‘Women’

Beer Turning Men into Women

January 14th, 2010

Researchers can prove that beer turns men into women.

It only takes a few beers and then men:

  • Talked excessively without making sense.
  • Became overly emotional.
  • Couldn’t drive.
  • Failed to think rationally.
  • Argued over nothing.
  • Had to sit while urinating.
  • Couldn’t perform sexually.
  • Refused to apologize when wrong.

Why Women Should Not Drag Their Husbands Shopping

January 13th, 2010

Sometimes it’s best to just leave your husband at home instead of dragging him to the store with you. Unfortunately this lady learned that the hard way as her husband was having a bit to much fun at the store.

  • He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts.
  • Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals.
  • Move ‘Wet Floor’ signs onto carpeted areas.
  • Darted around the store suspiciously humming the Mission Impossible theme.
  • Hid in a clothing rack and yelled “Pick Me!”
  • Went into a changing room and yelled “There’s no toilet paper in here.”

Now, if you are a husband that doesn’t want to go to the store, the article has some great ideas!

Any ideas for new pranks?


Women’s Shoes Explained. I Get It Now.

September 24th, 2009

Women

I never understood women’s shoes until now. This handy chart explains them perfectly. The higher cuteness, the better chance at blisters. So all women have blisters and love them. Interesting.

via Gizmodo.


Men Think About Sex. Women Think About Everything Else.

September 12th, 2009

Men Sex. Women Everything Else

We all know that men just think about sex and women think about shopping, cats, travel and so much more.

via FFFFOUND!.