Posts Tagged ‘Windows’
Who do you call when you have a problem? Ctrl Alt Del

Admit it, they’re the first ones you call. Then can shut nearly anything down.
Error – You are using Windows
Sometimes, a simple error message is all you need.

Great. So if the problem reporter is freaking out, maybe I should too.

I knew it!

And the any key is where? Right. Under my damn hammer!

Ohh, so the computer gets to have all the fun.

But I can't hit restart without the mouse!

Not exactly how I pictured my first time.

So a butterfly can take down my OS? Someone close the windows!

I love you Windows. You're perfect. BFFs forever.

What? I thought the internet was safe sex.

We still don't care about anything but errors.

Your TV is lonely. Remember that thing? You use to love it in the 80s.
Would you like Windows to hide your wife and kids?

I’m not sure if it’s a zombie attack, or what’s going on, but this sounds serious. I’d click Yes if I were you.
Windows Explorer FTW

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Windows in a long time!
Protect Yourself. Computers Crash A Lot.

You never know when it’s going to happen so it’s better to be safe than sorry.
It Looks Like You’re Installing Window. Need Help?

Don’t worry. If you need help installing Windows, Clippy is here!
Remember When Life Was Easier?

Life was much easier when Apple & Blackberry were just fruits.
Yea, and windows were just used for seeing outside.
I Heard You Like Macs, So I Removed Your Windows

Yo dawg. We heard you like Macs so we took all the Windows out of your car!
Suddenly, being a Mac fan wasn’t so cool.
How To Sell PCs, Make Them Cool

Windows computers are ugly. Lets face it, they just spend their time playing catchup with Apple’s design awesomness. However, it would be possible to sell more Windows machines if their PCs looked as cool as this one! Retro cool.
If Windows Made A GPS System
Annoyed with those inconsistent estimated time remaining notifications when you copy files on your computer? Well just think how bad it’d be if Windows made a GPS system! You’d never know when you’d reach your destination.
via xkcd .













