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Road Signs Revealed: The Truth Is Out There

Road signs aren’t telling you the whole story. There just a small piece of the puzzle.

Zombies In The Area. You’ve Been Warned

Zombie sightings are on the rise. If you see a warning sigh like this, run! Save yourself. Worry about the rest of us later.

Be Careful Or No One Will Love You

Did you know that oil splashes can burn and disfigure you. Then no one will love you and you will die lonely. Sad.

Did you know that you should lift with your knees not your back. Your knees are loving and kind. Your back is spiteful and full of hate.

And always wash your hands after touching yourself. Well that just goes without saying.

via How To Disappear Completely.