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You’re Doing It Wrong – Infomercial Parody

It seems that no matter what you do, you’re doing it wrong. Just buy almost any product on TV and you’re life will be magically simpler.

Breaking News: State of Economy Includes Porn – SFW

Believe it or not, the intrest rate remains unchanged, but the images of porn in the background continue to change.

What is this guy thinking? It’s not like he’s in his own private office. He sits a desk in the middle of the room! Idiot.

Note to self: Don’t look at porn when my co-worker is live on TV and they can see my screen.

You’re Pretty Fly For A White Guy

Man the 90s were awesome weren’t they? We had the Offspring, Spice Girls, Green Day and so many more quality acts.

Apple iPad Video – LOL

You asked for it, you got it. The all new Apple iPad. Perfect for women everywhere.

Lets just hope to hell that Apple doesn’t really call their tablet iPad.

This One Goes Out To Everyone In This Cold Snap

Much of the country is stuck in an arctic outbreak. From -30 windchill in MN to ice in Georgia and below freezing temps in Florida.

Image Credit CNN

That’s why we wanted to dedicate this song to the whole country. It’s Ice Ice Baby!

STOP!! It’s Hammer Time

You know you wanna dance.

Break it down now…
Stop, Hammer time.

Every time you see me
The Hammer’s just so hype
I’m dope on the floor and I’m magic on the mic

Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others makin’ records that just don’t hit
I’ve toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It’s “Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo, Hammer”
And the rest can go and play

You can’t touch this

A Collection Of Strange & Weird Videos

It’s billed as ‘AMAZING VIDEO WEIRDNESS’ but I’m not sure about the amazing part. It’s definitely weird and corny.

Santa’s Got A Semi

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You know, a big truck full of toys for all the good girls and boys.

If you came here thinking something perverted, well that’s just wrong. Unless Santa looks a lot like daddy and you’re mama. Still, he’s a beloved childrens character. Gowd.

(FYI: This video was picked just for the song. Don’t mind the dancers. Song starts at about 20 seconds.)

On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me… A Beer

This has to be one of the best Christmas songs out there. It’s Bob & Doug 12 Days of Christmas!!

Just so you know, you only need to watch about 1/2 of this video. Some hoser put advertising at the end that’s not a part of the song.

Darth Vader vs the Lunch Line

Just because you’re Darth Vader doesn’t mean you don’t need a try. I mean who does he think he is? Jeff Vader?