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I was with a beast before Twilight made it cool.

24, Oct 2011

I was with a beats before Twilight made it cool.

That’s right, Bell was a bad ass.

Get your sparkly vampire protection.

20, Oct 2011

Get your sparkly vampire protection.
Sadly, they don’t really protect against lame high school students. Or do they?

Twilight 101 – All You Need To Know

26, Jan 2011

Twilight 101 - All You Need To Know

Twilight isn’t that complex of a movie, or book. It’s basically this girl, a vampire and a bunch of people either loving it or not understanding why people think it’s so great. The basics are outlined above.

When Severus Snape Visits Twilight

27, Nov 2010

When Severus Snape Visits Twilight

It seems that Severus Snape, from Harry Potter, doesn’t think much of the Edward, the sparkly Twilight vampire.

Do You Drive Like A Cullen?

8, Nov 2010

I Drive Like A Cullen

Can’t say that I’m a huge Twilight fan, but the Cullens do know how to drive. Heck, they could be in the next installment of the Fast and the Furious; The Back Roads of Forks.

The True Identity of Edward, He’s A Cat

24, Aug 2010

The True Identity of Edward, He's A Cat

And you thought that Edward was just a vampire. No, no. He’s much more. He’s a cat. The resemblance is shocking!

Edward. The Baby Is Not Yours

5, Aug 2010

Edward. The Baby Is Not Yours

Talk about a scare on Twilight. One mention of a baby and Jacob just freaks out. Run baby daddy. Run!

When You Live Forever, What Do You Live For? [Twilight]

20, Jul 2010

When You Live Forever, What Do You Live For? [Twilight]

Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be good when he remembered it was there.

Ohh, and just so you know, this is what Edward looks like. It’s that fancy computer editing stuff that slims him down for the big screen. Otherwise there would be no room for Bella.

Is This The Surprise Ending to Twilight Eclipse?

2, Jul 2010

Is This The Surprise Ending to Twilight Eclipse?

Is this the surprise ending to Twilight Eclipse? I had no idea the movie was headed in this direction. But, to be fair, I had no idea where it was going in any direction.

What Are You Going To Do? Sparkle Me To Death?

30, Jun 2010

What Are You Going To Do? Sparkle Me To Death?

If Twilight was on Facebook it’d be so much better.


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