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Want to watch Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part 2? NO.

Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part 2 is out and we can buy or rent it tonight! Or not.

Grumpy Cat, you so smart.

Encyclopedia of Vampires

Vampires are in your life from an early age. They’re everywhere! They transcend time and show up in tv, movies and even food. Some are good, others bad, and all seem to play by their own rules.

I was with a beast before Twilight made it cool.

That’s right, Bell was a bad ass.

Get your sparkly vampire protection.

Sadly, they don’t really protect against lame high school students. Or do they?

Twilight 101 – All You Need To Know

Twilight isn’t that complex of a movie, or book. It’s basically this girl, a vampire and a bunch of people either loving it or not understanding why people think it’s so great. The basics are outlined above.

When Severus Snape Visits Twilight

It seems that Severus Snape, from Harry Potter, doesn’t think much of the Edward, the sparkly Twilight vampire.

Do You Drive Like A Cullen?

Can’t say that I’m a huge Twilight fan, but the Cullens do know how to drive. Heck, they could be in the next installment of the Fast and the Furious; The Back Roads of Forks.

The True Identity of Edward, He’s A Cat

And you thought that Edward was just a vampire. No, no. He’s much more. He’s a cat. The resemblance is shocking!

Edward. The Baby Is Not Yours

Talk about a scare on Twilight. One mention of a baby and Jacob just freaks out. Run baby daddy. Run!

When You Live Forever, What Do You Live For? [Twilight]

Seems that vampires live forever, and so do Twinkies. Just think how many Edward eats in a lifetime. Heck, he could forget about one in his car for 200 years and it’d still be good when he remembered it was there.

Ohh, and just so you know, this is what Edward looks like. It’s that fancy computer editing stuff that slims him down for the big screen. Otherwise there would be no room for Bella.