Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Well that’s a good question… Hurley.
This is actually a clip from LOST and the fact that it shows up in Google suggest is hilarious!
As for “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea?” Well were not sure why anyone would search on that. However, I’m pretty sure the Parakeet thinks it’s discussing like everyone else which is why he’s not eating it.
Hey Bill! Can you help program my Zune? Wait, I have an iPod like the rest of the world.
Have you ever stopped to think that our favorite childhood cartoon characters are either hopped up on drugs or have some sort of medical issue? Well now there is handy chart to know exactly what is wrong with them.
Now what on earth would Robocop need a unicorn for? Other than looking cool of course. I guess they are both mythical creatures so maybe the belong together? Was a unicorn the first Robocop? Or Robocorn.
via Flickr.
One of the few 80s cartoons that has not made it’s return to TV or movies is He-Man Master of the Universe. If you’ve been dying to watch the show, you can again thanks to YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/show/heman
13 episodes from season 1 in 1893 are available for you viewing enjoyment. The quality is also very good, almost better than it was when it was on TV.
If you are not famuliar with He-Man here is a quick overview:
He-Man the action adventure hero who must use his superhuman power to overcome the forces of evil. Adam has a powerful and magical sword, which he must learn to use with great wisdom and knowledge. The sword enables Adam to transform himself into He-Man, the most powerful man in the Universe, by holding aloft his magic sword and commanding “By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!” The sword also transforms his trusted but fearful tiger friend Cringer, into the fierce and loyal sidekick, Battlecat. Together He-Man and Battle-Cat become the protectors of Eternia, alongside their trusted allies and friends, Teela, Man-At-Arms and Orko. All are fighting against the evil warrior Skeletor and his army of wicked henchmen – Beastman, Trap-Jaw, Evil-Lyn, Mer-Man, Tri-Klops, Whiplash, Clawful, Two-Badd, Stinkor and Webstor. Skeletor has one plan, to dissolve the empire into chaos and rule over the planet. Only one man can stop him! He-Man, guided by the Scorceress, stands in Skeletor’s way but can he save the planet! -From YouTube.
Remember when we told you that aliens were missing out on TV because they all watch analog and didn’t have a DVT transition box? Well, if they were watching our TV, TV signals don’t travel that fast through space which means they are a few years behind.
Depending on how far away from Earth the aliens are, they could be watching Leave it to Beaver, The Pat Sajak Show or even just starting the first episodes of I Love Lucy.
No wonder aliens thing we earthlings are stupid if they are basing us off TV from 40 years ago or more. Ohh wait, now we have even worse shows. Crap.
Image via Abstruse Goose
OMG. Aliens don’t know that MJ is dead, who’s winning “So You Think You Can Dance,” and are not going to see Glee this fall on FOX!! And it’s all the U.S. governments fault for not selling DTV converter boxes in space. Damn you government.
A senior astronomer at the SETI Institute writes that there may be “zillions of viewers who might not have a converter box or a digital-ready TV–namely, the aliens.”
That’s right: extraterrestrials who might be picking up our analog broadcasts could miss out. Ever since the Second World War, television signals (as well as FM radio and radar) have served as Homo sapiens’ emissaries into deep space. High-frequency, high-power broadcasts have filled an Earth-centered bubble more than 60 light-years in radius with signals. If there are any aliens nearby, they would have been hard-pressed to find trilobites, dinosaurs, or even the Greeks and Romans. But, thanks to “I Love Lucy,” they could find you – or at least your parents.
This is a serious matter. However, we now all know who voted for Sanjaya on American Idol a few years back and who was watching King of the Hill all these years.
via Space.com
Who will save Jon and Kate? Well the sparkley unicorns at Cornify of course. With all those rainbows and sparkles, who could get a divorce? Let’s makeup ok?
In their rush to air exclusive photos of Flight 447’s destruction, no one in this newsroom stopped to ask the logical questions, such as: 1) How did the camera survive? and 2) Why are the photos in wide-screen format?
The answers, of course, are: 1) Because the footage is from Lost. And, 2) because the footage is from Lost.
The source material (starts at 8:05):
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