LOL Zombie

You’re not acting like the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be.

Mr. Rogers believed in you. Now get on your sweater, change your shoes, and be a good person.

Komputer Kindergarten – This is a computer.

What is a computer? It looks like a TV, but it’s not a TV.

It’s easy to use a computer, because everything is in pictures.

It has a mouse. A lot of people are using these now.

A computer is like a VCR. It has many buttons. What happens when you hit the wrong button? Does it blow up? No. Try it.

 

What does a hail storm sound like? KAPOOYA! KAPOOYA!

How does one accurately describe a hail storm?

Also available in music form.

KAPOOYA! KAPOOYA!

Please stop making stupid people famous.

Is that too much to ask for?

There is always someone who drinks at work. Might as well be me.

Mornings suck, solitaire is difficult, and working is hard. Putting booze in my coffee helps me get through the day though.

You Turn Dick On To Help You Through The Night

Happy New Year!!

I believe that’s called a Freudian Slip Oprah.

Encyclopedia of Vampires

Vampires are in your life from an early age. They’re everywhere! They transcend time and show up in tv, movies and even food. Some are good, others bad, and all seem to play by their own rules.

Just got laid! …Off.

Sometimes you need to the whole story just to fully understand. Or maybe not sharing the whole story will make things better.

Teen Pregnancy Then and Now

In the 90s pregnant teens felt bad and people would think they were a whore. Now if you get pregnant as a teen you get a reality TV show. WTF!

via Matt

I don’t watch soap operas, I have Facebook.

There’s always some drama and never a dull minute. Somethings make me laugh, some make me cry others are just unbelievable. The characters are way better though and I can’t wait to see how things turn out.