LOL Zombie

Texting while driving kills. Text this number for driving tips.

So do as I say not as I say to do?

I Love U 2

Whale you be my valentine?

I can’t text you right now, I dropped my phone and can’t find it.

See. You don’t have to be smart to use a smart phone.

I want to have text with you.

It can be about anything as long as we are having text together.

Texting Whale and Fail Whale

Texting whales are iOS only. Or are they?

I Can Read a book, a Kindle and Talk on the Phone While Driving. [video]

What can we say other than some people are idiots.

While driving, this guy is reading a book AND Kindle AND talking on the phone.

It’s like Gods calling out to him saying “come on up son.”

Did You Get Lucky Last Night? #fail

Seems that when you get drunk, you leave all your secrets on your parents answering machine. Even things they don’t care to hear.

I’m Texting While Driving. LOL

Hey, at least someone enjoys your texting while driving. Keep it up and you just might get to go visit them.

Brett Favre – The Rapper

Brett Favre – Throwin’ Picks and Textin’ Chicks

This works. This totally works. The dudes got some issues, but he could totally monetize this scandal via a musical career.