LOL Zombie

I want to change my name on Facebook to nobody.

Just tweeting you to tell you I blogged.

Yea, I just did that. And you know you do it too.

Please don’t make me unfriend you.

This is just a curtsy warning. I don’t want it to get all weird between us. Just stop being so …. you… an be a little more ….. not you. Thanks!

Facebook Is Like Jail

You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don’t really know.

She’s on Facebook, Twitter & Heroin

I’m not sure where you’re finding these girls, but it might be a good idea to try someplace else.

So The Internet Is Just Like Jr High?

Sad but true. It’s all about friends and trying to be cool.

It’s Not Official Until It’s On Facebook

How is anyone going to know it’s real unless you post it on Facebook? Until the, it’s just lies!

Social Media Explained via Peeing

Even though you can tell the world about your potty break, it doesn’t mean you have to. Just remember that.

Facebook You vs Real You

Those little Facebook avatars aren’t not exactly truthful.

Facebook – It’s All About Sex

This is why Facebook is the largest website on the internet. It’s all about sex right from the login screen.

Way to go Facebook!