LOL Zombie

Why does Facebook even give me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status.

I’m hilarious and sexy. Who wouldn’t like what I say?

Facebook, please. I’m trying to work.

Why is it that when we’re trying to get something done, Facebook is nagging us and taking our focus away.

Proposed New Facebook Buttons

Facebook would be so much better with some of these buttons.

Anti Social Network

Like. Dislike. Shut the Fuck Up

Ohh Facebook. How we love to hate you.

Jesus wants you to follow him. No not on Twitter or Facebook.

Wait, how do I follow someone who’s not on Twitter or Facebook.

Facebook – Why You Change Things?

 

I no want change, I want it the same. Ohh shinny button.

Stalking – Creepy vs Socially Acceptable

Isn’t technology grand? We now live in an era when you can stalk on other without leaving your house, without having to worry about getting caught, and it’s a pretty normal thing to do.

My your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.

I’m so much cooler on Facebook

Reality isn’t everything, sometimes you must judge a person by their social profile and pretend you know them really well.